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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Mcdoomburger on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:18 pm

Sir Shatsalot walks in, and it is clear that he has taken a bath as well as found new clothes on his own. His face is serene. "Erm... Me-thinks a mop won't be able to handle the issue in the hall anymore. On a lighter, less smelly note, I am now able to join you in your discussion; I ate a small wicker-chair for fiber, and drank some glue to make certain: hopefully, this should be an end to interruptions."

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Post by Drakky on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:23 pm

Sir Fuzzball sits in his seat quietly and keeps petting his feline companion...

"Strange... Why haven't I heard of these raiders till just now? Hmm... Nobody tell me anything..." He thought to himself, while looking quite angry.

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Post by Emiya on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:55 pm

King Emiya finally found the conversation worth his presence, and declared boldly for all knights to understand,

"Raiders need to be dealt with; for mongrels who break the royal laws are not fit to roam the land, which is my garden."

"But surely, I need not waste time with plans to exterminate such vermin. I leave it to you knights."

The King's gaze fell upon the knights for one brief moment, measuring their individual
worth, before returning to His drink.

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:23 pm

Sir Gerald stands up from his chair, bows before his king and says

"I will try to track them at first light, and with that said i bid all of you good night"

and with that Sir Geral hefted his solid oak sheild and left for his private chambers

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Andris Greatwing on Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:32 pm

Finally out of his state of shock andris put down his mug and cleared his throat.

"Perhaps we could persuade them to raid a nother kingdom that has been a bother of us for a bit of time."

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:36 pm

at that moment a squire comes running in from the front doors yelling

"the corn feilds are on fire! and Sir Gerald has rushed over to fight the blaze!"

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Post by Andris Greatwing on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:00 pm

Sir andris slams his first on the table

Blast his bullheadedness.....im going after him if anyone want to join me they can.

As he leves he promt grabs his duel blade sin and thorn. And runs out the door.

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Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:10 pm

As Sir Gerald Rushes towards the blaze he sees humoanoid figures roaming around it. He realizes that these figures are not the farmers that he knew. He draws his mighty battle axe from it's hip sheath and dawns his massive oak sheild onto his left arm not slowing his pace. As he nears the first of the figures he can see clearly it was a Raider, he lifts his axe and slew the first of the raiders not even bothering to stop and headed straight for the next one he lashes out with his axe the raider blocks the blow with his steel buckler and counters the attack, Sir Gerald slams his sheild into his opponent as he brings his sword down, knocking him off balance Sir gerald saw his opening and slashed into his enemys chest. As the body falls he looks and sees no other figures. he then sets his mind on the fire.

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Post by Andris Greatwing on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:28 pm

As sir andris neared the flaming field he could not help critize on sir geralds poor poseture and defense for in his town he was the swordsman tearcher. He charged in unsheathing his blades to back him up but when he reached him there was only one big brute of a raider left holding what appeared to be twin maces again he could not help critize to hin self.

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Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:32 pm

As Sir Gerald grabs barrels of water and throwing the contents onto the fire, when he looks up and sees Sir andris flailing at a tree and cant help but think

someone had their fill of wine this evening

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Post by Andris Greatwing on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:37 pm

Anris started filling sick and was on the verge of puking he really regreted drink that ale remenber his wife say he could never hold his liquir and was saying i told you so the brute seemed not wanting to go down no matter how much i slash at it.

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Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:48 pm

Sir Gerald cant help but notice he isnot goin to be able to put out the blaze alone and wishes more of the knights would give aid soon

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Mcdoomburger on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:52 pm

Shatsalot, in the mean time, promptly got out of his chair, turns away from the entrance, and starts to chat up one of various wenchs in the room. However, it is of no suprise when she leaves, because the pick up line, "Hey baby, I'm going to poopoo after I do you," is never particularly effective.

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Post by Andris Greatwing on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:54 pm

After ten minutes or so the liquir seemed to ware off a litte he noticed the brute to be a now terribly mangled apple tree. He notice the fire and rushes to gerald's side and asked what he can do to help.

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Post by Emiya on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:02 pm

King Emiya silently sips his tea as the others ignore the burning field.

It doesn't matter - this is coming out of their paycheck. Of wenches and alcohol.

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Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:04 pm

"see if you can find a barrel that is light enough for you to pick up and throw water onto the fire"

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by soulreapermc on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:08 pm

All the while, Sir Intense was hunting down the other 15 raiders he sensed in the area as they were using the fire as a distraction. He quickly dispatched 12 of them, and only cut the tendons of the other three for questioning.

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Post by Andris Greatwing on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:10 pm

"Will do!" "Hey wheres every one else shouldnt they behelping as well."

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Mcdoomburger on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:11 pm

Shatsalot walked up to the King, slightly bowlegged from the kick between his legs that the wench had given him.

"Yeah, uh, should I go turn some raiders into pudding?" he said, about half an octave higher than usual.

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:13 pm

"probbly stuffing their faces the selfish bastards. they probbly dont care about the farmers or what happens to them" Sir Gerald says through grinding teeth

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Post by soulreapermc on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:17 pm

Popping up out of no where, Sir Intensive and 5 farmers throw enough water to take out the rest of the fire in one go. Sir Intense throws the three raiders at Sir Gerald's and Sir Andris' feet. "Here. They're your problem now. See what you can get out of them."

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Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:19 pm

As Sir gerald looks at the dead animals Sir Intense just threw at his feet he tries to understand what he is saying in his garbled drunk speech

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by soulreapermc on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:24 pm

Sir Intense hands Sir Gerald a piece of paper writtin in Sir Geralds language due to the fact that Sir Intense forgot he can only speak broken english and that Sir Gerald does not speak asian.

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Re: knights of rethos

Post by Solidcannon on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:26 pm

"oh i understand" says Sir Gerald "but there is only one prisoner"

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Post by soulreapermc on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:30 pm

Sir Intense looks 200 yards down field and is slightly amazed at the two other raiders hopping on one hand trying to run away. He points for Sir gerald to see, then throws two senbon into the back of each raiders neck; paralyzing each.

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